Ok, let's get something straight right away: I KNOW that in these photos, I'm working an 80s angle that I'm entirely too old for. But here's the thing: in high school, I was a total band geek with absolutely zero fashion sense, and less than zero plus size trendy clothing options. So forgive me if I re-live my teenage years just a bit. Maybe you'll forgive me more after looking at this:
Right? I'm sayin. Granted, this photo was taken my senior year of high school in December of 1990. I think you can trust me when I said this was the fashion culmination of my high school existence....this is what BETTER was for me after four years of trying. I think the puffy paints are a nice touch, though. Nothing says "please kick my ass" like a giant G Clef on your sweatshirt!
Now let's fast forward to present-day me, all happy in my new present-day body. So what is fashion like for me now? HELLA AWESOME. And I'm telling you right now, if I had this bod and these gorgeous pieces from MESSES OF DRESSES back in the day, I'd still be a band geek, but I'd also be an A-Lister Fashionista!
Divi at Messes of Dresses sent me these gorgeous pieces to try and review:
Zippered Ruched Tunic by Aryn K.
Item Id: 0450
Material: Details: Acrylic/Nylon Blend
When I pulled this one of out the package, my initial thought was, "how the hell do I wear this?" Let's be honest: my fashion sense is slightly better than it was inhigh school, but I still rely heavily on other advice and styling magazines to help me decipher what actually looks fashionable. Cue the website!
Styling Tips: Pair with legging and combat boots
NICE! Tips for styling right there on the website! It's like Fashion For Dummies, which is 100% completely me. I love the site even more for helping me out there.
I don't own combat boots, but I own leopard print tights, which could also be considered a legging of sort. I'm kind of loving what I put together here, but most definitely love the super-soft and forgiving fabric and easy zipper from top to bottom.
The material is really flattering too. For a girl like me who's got a paunchy middle section just like a marsupial, this covered everything!
Now let's talk 80s, shall we?
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Item Id: 0907 Details: Poly/Cotton Blend Unlined Small Measures: 27.5" Shoulder to hem. 30" waist (relaxed). 35" Bust. Imported Two things you should know: 1) I just went to a Halloween Party dressed as an 80s chick and I'm still riding that high and 2) I am obsessed with all-things-Flashdance, including sexy off-the-shoulder numbers like this one! Right after I put this on, I broke into "What a Feeeeelin'!" This sweater tunic is crazy-soft and there's lots of stretch to it. I like tops that "billow" a bit (to hide the aforementioned marsupial pouch), and this one definitely does the trick. Styling Tips: Perfect paired with leggings and lace-up boots! And look! I even restrained myself and did NOT pair this top with my leopard print or heinous fluorescent fuchsia fishnet tights and gloves. SIDENOTE: I put on these capri length black leggings that I wore today in the house while it was POURING outside. I headed out to my rehearsal tonight, and after I was under a ton of fluorescent lights I found out that these were TIGHTS, not leggings. And FYI, I didn't wear the skirt to rehearsal. AWESOME. Back to the review... So here's a few things you should know about Messes of Dresses:
And while dresses are the focus on the website, she also carries lots of great accessories and a whole slew of Vintage products. For example, take a look at these pants that I'm coveting, and would totally wear in an 80s music video! Divi is absolutely wonderful, and I'm glad I got to check out her rockin' duds on Messes of Dresses. Now go! Buy some dresses at Messes of Dresses so you won't be a hot mess. :) |
both outfits look awesome on you- I am loving that leggings are in- and I have bought some skirts to cover any semblance of a saddle bag- go girl!
Posted by: Sally | November 05, 2010 at 06:50 AM